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Actual Auto Insurance Claims

1.  "In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

2.  "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

3.  "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

4.  "I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."

5.  "I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

6.  "I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."

7.  "The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

8.  "I was thrown from my car as it left the road.  I was later found in a ditch by some cows."

9.  "The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"

10.  "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."


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