A burglar thought up a clever idea: on Christmas Eve, he
would climb down the chimney in a Santa suit with a bag of cheap
toys, leave them there, and steal everything of value. "If
I'm caught, I'll just say I'm St. Nick delivering toys and I'll
get off scot-free!" he chortled.
Joke: The Santa Burglar
As he was tiptoeing through the living room he heard a loud voice
say, "Jesus is watching you!"
Frozen in his tracks, the burglar looked all around and finally
spotted a bird cage in a dark corner and in that cage was a
He asked the parrot, "Was that you?"
"Yes," said the parrot.
The burglar sighed in relief and asked "What's your name?"
"Socrates" said the bird.
"That's a stupid name," sneered the burglar. "What kind of idiot
would name a parrot 'Socrates'?"
The parrot replied, "The same idiot who named the pit bull
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